Weird Truths
Put Your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT's relatively - Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office - Robert Frost
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it - Franklin P. Jones
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper - Jerry Seinfeld
It matters not whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose - Darrin Weinberg
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again
Complex problems have simple easy to understand wrong answers
It is not exactly. I prefer to consider it creative problem solving
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised (no offense ladies!!)
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
Most people are only live because it is illegal to shoot them
Forgive your enemies but remember their names
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action
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